Recipe For Stress
1 cup worry
1 cup fear
1/2 cup terror
6 tablespoons of queasiness, melted
1 teaspoon sadness
a pinch of guilt
1. Mix worry, fear, and terror in large metal bowl. Make sure you whisk very fast, as stress accumulates quickly.
2. Add queasiness and pour mixture into sauce pan. Put on high heat until it starts to boil, at which point, turn the heat higher.
3. Thicken with one teaspoon sadness and stir slowly. Sprinkle in a pinch of guilt, the more you think about what your doing, and then dump the thickened mixture into pie-pan.
4. Let the stress settle for an hour to a week, depending on how flavorful you want it to be.
5. Put into oven at high heat for three hours.
6. Enjoy :)
Ooh, good job. This is a nice slice and well-written. I remembered this poem. Nice!
ReplyDeleteWow! Sounds like you have a lot on your plate (see my pun there). This was a really cool slice!
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ReplyDeleteNice slice. I really like your idea of doing a recipe.
ReplyDeleteThis is such a creative idea! (and makes a lot of sense) Nice job!
ReplyDeleteooh cool! i love the way you wrote, so it makes sense, but is still like a recipe.
ReplyDeleteooh cool! i love the way you wrote, so it makes sense, but is still like a recipe.
ReplyDeleteI remember this assignment, and you did some really cool things with it. It is interesting to see your take on what stress feels like.
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